Prolonged Foreplay

In a previous relationship, we tended to see each other at most once or at most twice a week. More often it tended to be even less frequently. For us, sexting was very much a form of prolonged foreplay. It would start several days before we actually saw each other. Sometimes it would start almost... Continue Reading →


Steak & Blow-Job Day And All That Bollocks

Steak and Blow-Job Day irritates the fuck out of me; in much the same way that the whole "blow-jobs are flowers for men" thing irritates the fuck out of me. Now this could be construed as sour grapes on the part of someone who, this year, once again, will almost certainly get neither. I assure... Continue Reading →

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